God! What a sweet dream! Make it come true, please!
Here she is!
By the way, You've done a great job in making her, God
Sunny...? Can't be!
God, why's he...?
Sunny! You...?
Which means you're the well-wisher...?
I didn't want to say it. But I knew...
you'd get to know some day. - But...
Stop necking him! Give me the hug!
He's a fraud!
You... my...?
Rani!
Rani! Don't go with him! I'm me... I'm not him!
I'm the one she loves. Leave her alone!
God! Make him see reason! Let go of her cheek, you scoundrel!
Rani, I'm the real one! I'm not him!
Out of the way, Colonel!
Step aside!
What...? Step up...?
Out of the way!
Out!
What happened...? Who got smashed?
The Colonel got smashed!
Sunny, don't be shy, have some more. Eat to your fill
The milk reminds me of home
This is your home too. - Absolutely
We can't ever forget what you have done for our Rani
And you didn't even let me know. - Ma always says...
your left hand must not know what your right hand does
Hear that? Such lofty ideals! - Pickles! I don't know where they are
Not pickles, ideals, darling. - Ideals, I see
They are poles apart. One is an angel while the other is a demon
The more distance I keep from him, the closer he gets to deal a blow
With a football, when I'm at home. With a bottle, when I'm outside
When I'm walking on the footpath...
...he calls me in the middle of the road...
and rams his motorbike into me
Be careful. Say it again, Sameer
Colonel, I'm sorry, I've been a bloody fool
Accept these flowers and please forgive me
Okay, I forgive you
Where does the Colonel get his voice? - God knows
Where did he transpire from?
Wake up! We are here
Who is this sleepy character? - A security guard
He tried to mess with me, I put him on a three-months' night shift
No wonder he brings his wife to make an appeal to you
Uncle!
How are you, dear niece? - You've pulled down!
Can't tell you what I've been through
Rani's uncle? This man could've been your Cupid...
but you've already plunged him into the darkness
Brother-in-law, you are wrapped all over in bandages? What happened?
Sunny, he is my wife's brother
Swine! Where have you been all this while?
Brother, I'm cross with you. We live in the same city, yet...
you haven't been here for months. - What city, sister?
I don't even get to see my wife. - What does that mean?
This new manager, the swine, has put me on night shift since two months
He sleeps during the daytime, and stays up like an owl during the nights
He's suffering from constipation and acidity
Look at the dark circles below his eyes
That's fine, but who's that scoundrel?
That's fine, but who are you? - Uncle, he is Sunny. Our neighbour
I see. Glad to meet you. - We'll meet later
You were talking about some manager... - Don't even mention the swine
What has he done? - He's made life miserable for me
What's his name? - Bloody Saturn! Shut up
Sameer
Uncle, our Sameer. Your neighbour. My roommate Sameer
What...? Sameer stays in the neighbourhood?
Which beggar in the neighbourhood? - Not a beggar, it's Sameer
One who wrecked you! Now he's after him
That swine is after my whole family
Time's not favourable, Sameer
Forget the flowers, forget the colonel, placate the uncle
Uncle...
The tables have turned. Now watch the fun
Uncle, aunt... I've got some presents for you
Skirt and blouse for you
Bush shirt for you, uncle
Sweets for the kids
Also some fruits for the two of you
I hope you don't expect these things to bear fruit?
Oh no, of course not
Uncle, if by any chance I have uttered something wrong...
please forgive me. I've realised that I've been unfair to you
You are off the night shift. - What...?
Then how about tonight...? - Sure
Son-in-law... - Son-in-law...?
Son-in-law, indeed. The other day when I asked you about Rani...
had you answered me, you'd have been married by now
And I would be your uncle
Uncle, a mistake is committed by mistake
You must also have committed a mistake, by mistake, no?
Aunt, am I wrong? - You are absolutely right, son-in-law
Greetings. - Greetings. Come in
Colonel sahib... - You!
Don't you dare step inside! Stay where you are
Colonel sahib, consider it my bad luck or my karma...
for all my good intentions, things invariably go wrong...
and I end up hurting you. - 5000 people live around here
Of all, why do you always choose to hurt me?
Colonel sahib, the new year is about to set in, in a few hours time
With the passing year, let bygones be bygones, please
I beg your forgiveness
D'you take me for a coward?
Remember, I'm a soldier
I kept forgiving you because I considered you a kid
Not anymore
Get this loud and clear
Henceforth, for 50 metres around me...
if I see you, or see you throwing anything...
the last time I fired my gun was against the Portuguese...
this time it's going to be you
Yes, colonel sahib
Happy happy new...
handcuffs
Is this a new way to wish a new year? - I'll tell you
Where's Charles?
Charles? Or Sameer? - Sameer?
Is he a new kid in the Charles gang?
Have women joined Charles' gang too?
There's no aunty here! Oh, this one?
What's the problem in his pants? - Today he's become a police officer
Become, eh? Tell me something...
you're an honest officer's wife, how do you know such criminals?
I'm not a criminal, ask you neighbour if you wish
Who neighbour? The retired soldier?
Now I get it. After retirement he's been sheltering criminals
Let me go. Rani is waiting for me. - Waiting for what?
To murder someone? To loot a bank?
Or to print fake stamp papers? - What the hell...?
Boy, you are going to rot here until the police van arrives
Then you'll go to jail. Come on, don't stare at him
The ass who smashed his head is on the loose, and I'm trapped here
Am I wearing a convict's clothes?
Am I going to meet Rani in 2010?
Ladies and gentleman...
and friends, let me show you another magical act
Look, this is magic
Forgive me, Mr Magician, but pulling out a bouquet from a cloth...
a pigeon from a turban and a rabbit from a box is quite simple
I'll believe you if you can cast a spell on me
He's challenging me
All right, boy, it's no big deal. Lie down on the bench
Sure. That's no big magic
No, but it's going to be
Friends, now my magic wand is going to suspend this boy in thin air
If a stick can make someone float in the air...
no one would care to buy air tickets.
They would be waiting for the stick
I'm an astrologer, you see. - Before you stands a magician, fool
C'mon, lie down! - At your service
Windbag!
Here I go
Abracadabra! Let the boy float in air
Don't mess with a magician! Or, you will stay suspended in air
Magician, I believe you now
I fear, I might go right up there
I pray, put me down
All right
How he lifted him up, we didn't even get to know
This girl wouldn't believe me
Rani, your arm on my shoulder is one pretty sight
Let me make it simple for you, Sameer
Stay 50 metres away from Papa and 500 metres away from me. You dig?
I'll show you guys a wonder now
You... please come here
Me...? - Don't go! He'll put you in a box...
and hack you to pieces...
One boy. Any one, please
Mr Magician, there's a boy! Strong, rough, tough and reliable
Seize your chance before Sunny arrives. Go!
Come this side, please. - No, I'm fine here
Please come here
If he is in, I'm off. Find someone else
Hang on, lady
Rather I'd leave
I get it
The two of you are cross with each other. All right...
I'll turn the enmity into friendship. - Can you do that?
Of course, and I'll turn your hatred into love
Hang on. Your name? - Rani
And you are...? - Sameer
So, Sameer and Rani...
the two of you are man and wife from now on
And tonight, is your first New Year night
Tell everyone how much you love each other
What are you staring at? - Admiring you
Had you not traipsed into my life, I'd have been a nobody
I'd have been an anklet sans the chime
I'd have been a soleless shoe
A heartless body
If not for you, Rani... - Not Rani...
call me Mrs Sameer Malhotra
To be honest, I fell in love with you at first sight
I have endured so much to possess you
Don't torment me anymore. Come...
Well... I can wait no longer either
Your beloved seeks your heart
Come to me, my love
Profess your love
Give in to me, my love
I'm pining, so are you
I'm waiting for you
Profess your love
Give in to me, my love
Your charms...
like the tempest, my love
Your looks...
my identity, my love
Gaze into my eyes
Make me belong to you
Profess your love
Give in to me, my love
You have done me a favour
You are in my dreams...
you are all I desire
Let's make a legend of love
Come my love, make me go crazy in your love
Profess your love
Give in to me, my love
Your beloved seeks your heart
Come to me, my love
Profess your love...
give in to me, my love
Come to me, my love
Give in to me, Sweetheart
The Prince has fallen in love with the Princess...
Sameer, I've been thinking. - What?
You can play the guitar, paint, sing...
you're quite a multi-talented man. - Guess why?
That's because I'm me. Not you!
Having a ball, aren't you? - You have a great talent too
What? - You tell lies to fool people!
Listen, make a portrait for me too
Don't mind, but I paint only beautiful people!
Know what? - What, what?
I'm in a great mood today. Say what you want to
You aren't as innocent as you appear to be
Why?
How you brought Rani around in just two hours last night
Weren't you jealous!
As close as you get to her, I want to get closer to her too
Aren't you jealous? Aren't you?
What's your problem?
My problem is that I want to score with my friend's girlfriends...
it makes me very happy!
When I get married, I want you to paint me and my wife together
You know, with her at my side. And I lying down in her lap
She in black-and-white, I in colour...
Sure, I will
Whom are you marrying? Bijli?
No, it's Rani
Aren't you jealous? Aren't you?
See? Your temper hurts you yourself, doesn't it?
If it wasn't for the oath, I'd have squeezed him out like the tube!
Where's Sameer? - The brush!
Get to be the master's disciple! Quick!
Life's a dream...
Who...? Rani, you...?
You can even paint! - Well, I...
My painting...? How sweet!
Tears and desires, that's how it is
You're quite a revelation, Sunny. - No revelation
Painting, singing, the guitar...
No wonder they call you multi-talented
Sameer's multi-talented too
You ought to have seen him at the party last night
The way he sang and danced...
I've been teaching him classical dancing and he's into rock?
Anyway, fresh orange juice for the two of you. Where's he?
He's in the latrine right now
He'll take some time. You can wait. - No thank you
Give him some and you have some too. Happy New Year
Was Rani here? - Yes, she was
You'll now ask me if even my father has even done any painting
And I'll say, my Papa's a very big businessman in Indore
You'll say, Liar, dog... - That you really are
Your dream of making Rani fall in love with you will remain a pipe dream
It won't be a pipe dream. Because I know what your weakness is
Really? What is it?
You can never tell Rani that you love her
So listen! I swear it on my grandma!
I will profess my love to Rani in the presence of the whole world today!
And I swear it on my father in Indore too
I'm the one who'll bring Rani to this house, as a bride
If my love is true, I'll be the one who'll marry Rani
And if I'm determined enough, I'll lead her here by the hand
For me. You are Rani's brother
No brother. I'm her lover
Rani, you think this lover-boy is an accomplished singer and painter
I'll expose him to you today
C'mon, sweetheart, let's go
This juice Rani brought for you I'll have it
Hold it! Who did she bring it for? - For you
So I'll drink it!
Share it with me!
I can't share anything of Rani's!
May you find it bitter!
I find everything of Rani's to be sweet
At least let out a burp!
I'll paint a picture and also sing a song...
and expose Sunny. Okay?
What new ailment is this? One Duggal is difficult to tolerate
Three, five...? More than I can endure!
Where do you think you're going? Stop there!
Lie down here, Rani. I'll put them to bed and return
C'mon! Eagle!
I'm going to make you a seagull!
Senior! Swat this fly!
You've made a mistake by messing with the Eagle Gang!
One Sunny I can't tolerate. And six of them walk up to me!
I'm going to thrash all six of them! C'mon!
Tommy! Come here! Come!
You always bark at me, don't you? So bark now... bark!
The next time you bark, you're going to disappear. You get that...?
Take care of your kids and your dogs!
I'll spare you this time. Next time, you're gone
Tommy, my son, don't keep going outside
There are bad people in the locality
Have I ever raised my voice with you? Have I?
And how Sameer was yelling at you yesterday! The insolent chap!
Go and play in the house, son. And don't go out... my good son!
Tommy! Tommy...
Tommy, where have you gone?
You ought to have considered what would happen to me without you!
Darling, we too are sad that Tommy's gone missing
But how long will you keep starving, thinking about him?
Let's eat, Papa. I'm hungry too
No, my child. I don't feel like it
Colonel...
I've looked everywhere in Goa, but there's no trace of Tommy
I don't know where he has gone. Could someone have kidnapped him?
But who could be Tommy's enemy?
Mr Duggal! That's it
No... he hasn't been around since yesterday
Sameer...? - Why Sameer?
No, can't be Sameer. But he could do a thing like this too.
Remember his public threat? That he'd make the dog disappear!
If the dog barks, I'll kill him, I'll finish him!
No way, he was drunk. - Really...? But who then...?
He's the culprit!
Who is it?
That scoundrel has broken me in every part of my body!
I don't know what revenge he is extracting from me...
by having Tommy separated from me!
Sameer! Where are you hiding, you thief?
This is a warning! If you don't return Tommy to me in 24 hours...
I'll have you sent to jail!
I still hold sway among the cops. I'm not sparing you!
What does that mean? - He has influence
Give him the dog! May the worms get you!
What new fuss is this...? Have your father treated
Why'd I have my brother-in-law kidnapped anyway? Why...?
Where am I going to look for this dog now?
You have a variety of dogs - Hush!
Don't call them dogs. They take offense
I've brought them up like my own children
That's Rustom, that's Sohrab. Eats less, snarls all the time
That's Cyrus. Faithful. But eats and enjoys a good life
And that is...
This is the dog I want. Do you have it?
I do have it! That's my boy, Tin Tin!
Say hello!
Quite a good boy. But once he loses his temper...
he's going to bite. And remember...
don't ever give him a cold bath
But this one doesn't have a black spot. - Don't worry!
Here's the solution!
Mr Colonel... look who's here
Tommy! My son...! Where had you gone away to?
Where did you find him, Sameer? - The poor chap...
was sitting by a lamp-post, shivering. He used to always bark at me
But this time, he said, Papa... and went for my feet
He appeared to be telling me, Please take me to my Papa
Papa...? - You
Oh yes! He's like my son, of course!
Papa, it's because of Sameer that we have Tommy back today
You must forgive him at least now. - Sure, I forgive him!
Rama, lay the table
What's happening here?
Look at this, Sunny! Tommy's back today because of Sameer
Look me in the eye, my brother! Where did you find the dog...?
Where did you find it? I went mad looking for it!
For Rani's sake, look into my eyes!
Where did you find the dog? Tell me!
Sunny, I don't know what's gotten into my Tommy
He's been behaving like a stranger ever since he has returned
He seems to have changed. - He has stayed with the stray dogs
I know a cure! Squeeze him in a bucket of cold water!
Squeeze him? - I mean, give him a cold bath
Oh, I see. All right
Please sit down. - Won't you give Tommy a bath?
No! I'll first give Tommy a bath. I'll have breakfast later
The breakfast will get cold, papa. - I'll be back soon, my child
Let's take a bath, Tommy boy! - Where's Sameer?
Sunny, please call Sameer, will you? - Not me, he sleeps till late
He'll hit me for no reason. You go and call him instead
All right, I'll call him
We shall overcome...
Who is it?
Are you asleep, Sameer? Wake up!
Sunny, don't change your voice and bother me! Let me sleep!
Rani...? One second. I'll be out there
Who are you...?
Who on earth are you? - Bijli
But who...? - It's Rani
One moment, Rani. I'm coming! What are you doing here?
What? - What are you doing here?
I was sleeping with you
I came to call you for breakfast
I've said nothing! I'll join you in two seconds!
Go away! - Where?
Want me to come...? - Go away!
Give that to me? - What?
That one. - What?
I'm coming inside
God!
I'm so sorry, Rani. How disgusting!
What you think is wrong, Rani! - How about what I see?
This one...? It's not mine. It's hers!
I've done nothing wrong, Rani. Please try to understand...
You...
I'll fix you! Rani...
That piece of thorn
I swear it on you, Rani! I don't know that girl!
How could you with a girl you don't know...?
I swear, I don't even know her! - Without knowing them...
will you call just about any girl? - Listen to me, Rani...
You've started getting girls into your bed now!
This is too much, Rani! Listen to me!
Hey girl, can't you hear what boss is saying to you?
Do just as the boss says. Okay?
Else the Eagle Gang will catch you and present you to the boss, okay?
What are you guys saying? - Command us, boss!
No one dares oppose you! Do what you want to. Here on the streets!
Go for her! Grab her!
Grab her...? - No, I won't
This was all that was left! You're a loafer. And a drunkard!
You're a womaniser! Now you're leader of the Eagle gang!
I'm not the leader. - Shame on you, Sameer!
Forget her, boss. There's one better than the other in Goa
Point out a girl. She'll be in your arms
After a nice cold bath... Tommy will become a handsome boy
He'll be good looking. Those dirty dogs in the lane...?
Don't ever play with them, okay? See how dirty you are
Good boy! Good boy!
Bravo...
What's this? A black dye?
So this isn't my Tommy! Hey...
are you a wild dog?
Rama! The dog has bitten me!
Rama! It isn't our Tommy!
It's a duplicate of Tommy! Sameer has given us a wild dog!
The black dye came off when I was giving it a bath! Look!
I'm not sparing Sameer! He's made the dog bite me!
God! He acts like a butcher!
After beating him black and blue...
...he's now setting the dogs after him!
He has no respect for his elders!
He'll need to take 14 injections in the stomach now
Go and take the first one. - Go on...
Tiny injections they'll give him
Sameer, I'm Raj, the astrologer
Here you are! And I've been looking for you all over Goa
I'm looking for Sameer, too. Let me know if you find him
I want to break his limbs! - No...
liquor isn't good for you! - It's blessed wine
Look! Rani and Sunny...
No! It isn't Rani! It's someone else
Really? Very well
With you, I'll work wonders, O beautiful one
Let's rock to the music, O beautiful one
How shall you have me...?
The whole world craves me
The sight of you has driven me out of my mind, O beautiful one
Watch the wonders this boy is going to work, O beautiful one
Come into my arms...
I'll show you the way to love
Take over my heart...
you'll be my life itself
I'm at war with myself, my blouse is getting tighter...
answer the questions that rise in my heart, beautiful one
Watch the wonders this boy is going to work, O beautiful one
I'm one crazy man...
who's not in his senses
Feed it to my lips...
all the venom you possess
It's a trap laid by my beauty
It's beyond comparison
Having found you, I shall overcome, my love
Watch the wonders this boy is going to work, O beautiful one
With you, I could work wonders, O beautiful one
Let's rock to the music, O beautiful one
How shall you have me?
The whole world covets me
The sight of you drives me out of my senses, O beautiful one
Watch the wonders this boy is going to work, O beautiful one
Stop it, stop it...
Rickety old rickshaw! - That'll be 40 rupees, ma'am
Here you are. - But this is 20 Rupees
Every senior citizen gets a discount of 50 per cent
Whether it's the bus or a railway train
Besides, yours is a rickety old rickshaw!
Grandma!
Grandma is here!
Look at this kid! He's calling me a grandma!
Sameer... - Grandma, don't call Sameer
He's a bad boy! - Why?
He ran away with my chocolate yesterday
And today, I will run away with your glasses!
Give my glasses to me! - I'm running away... come after me!
My glasses... - What's happening here?
Make this old fossil see reason, please
But he's my husband. - What!
No, I'm her son! - Son?
She's my Mummy! Mummy, ask grandma to get me a chocolate!
My darling son, give my glasses to me
On one condition. - What?
We'll play Cricket with it. - I can't see anything!
I'll toss it up like a ball. You must catch it
Everyone in Rani's family hates me. That includes her dog, Tommy
Grandma, that's your grandson's love story then
Now you tell me what I am to do. - My son...
why must you worry?
Now that I have arrived, everything will be all right
Just show me the girl once. I'll go and talk it over with her, okay?
Come, I'll show you. - My son!
That's Rani, grandma
Where, son...? - Over there, grandma
She's right there
Yes, yes... - Isn't she beautiful?
Absolutely beautiful! But I can't see a thing!
You go to the office and get on with your work, my son
I'll go to her house and talk it over, okay?
Okay, grandma. - Bye, son
My child... - I'm here, ma'am
What spell have you cast on Sameer? - What?
He's madly in love with you!
You're the only one he talks about, in everything he does
What are you talking about? You know the Colonel...
My child, I know the Colonel is very angry with Sameer
Once you agree to the wedding...
the Colonel will have to get out of your way!
My child, do not be afraid. If you're in love with Sameer...
not the Colonel and not any power in...
...the world can separate you both!
Sameer? And Rama?
My grandson will give you the bliss the Colonel never could
If you're afraid of the Colonel, I'll help the two of you elope!
Sameer hasn't come yet. I wonder what's up
He'll come, grandma
Here he is. - Grandma...
Have you talked it over, grandma? - Oh yes, son. I have
very good. Has Rani agreed? - Yes, Rani has agreed
You now need to talk to her mother...
...and she'll bring the Colonel around
Make an eleven rupee offering. And that'll be it!
Grandma! That's water! The coffee's in this one here!
Ever since my glasses have broken...
...I can't see a single thing, my son
Grandma, how could you have spoken to Rani then?
One uses his mouth to speak, my son. Not one's eyes
You must've chosen right. - Sure
How many fingers, grandma? - Four
Three... two... - Grandma!
I'm not totally blind yet, son. I can still see a bit
And why must you worry? Go and talk it over with Rani's mother
Sameer!
Let me have your glasses fixed, ma'am
In just a little while, we'll reach your in-laws' house
And here we are!
Praise the Colonel! - What are you doing?
Holy water from St. Peter's church.
Go on. Neither is the old man there...
...nor is your future wife.
Go and talk it over with your future mother-in-law!
Will she listen to me? - Of course
Just latch the door from inside! - Why?
Neither will she go out, nor will she send you out
Once the matter is settled, unlatch the door. Very simple
Go on. I'm right here!
Sameer... why are you latching the door?
So that you don't send me out of the house...
nor leave the house yourself
Was this the time for this angel of death to return...?
What you're doing is wrong, Sameer
Is falling in love wrong? I ask you...
have you never been in love? - Well, I...
You have, haven't you?
So why all the restrictions in my love?
Now look, Sameer. You...
Sameer! Where's Sameer?
He's in there, with your wife - What...?
You can't go inside till Sameer's work is over
Till Sameer's work is done...?
Give me an opportunity. I have so much to give in love!
I beg you, Sameer. Please go away
No. Unless you agree, I can't go away
lt'll take only two minutes. Let him do it, Colonel!
I'll see what he's upto!
Colonel!
Why're you so scared even after grandma has spoken to you?
The Colonel used to be a colonel.
And you are the colonel of this family
If you say yes, what can the colonel do about it?
For God's sake, leave my sari alone!
Let them get on with it!
If the youngsters run away, who'll lose face...?
Who'll get a bad name...? - Get lost!
Your sari's stuck
Don't worry. I'll have it freed
Look at the evil man!
What's on your mind, my child?
Like you folks think
Nothing happened...
Sameer didn't misbehave with me
I thought very hard over it
What I feel is...
he had come to talk about you
He's madly in love with you. What about you?
Is it Sameer? Or Sunny?
I don't understand, Mama
Sunny is a nice guy
I like Sameer too. But Papa hates him
I'm in a dilemma. - Look, my child...
don't worry about mine and your father's likes
Decide for yourself
I'm finding it difficult to decide
What you got to gauge is, who loves you the most...
Sameer, or Sunny
And if you are still confused, leave it to God
My red veil...
flutters in the flowing wind
And my beloved casts glances at me...
on the sly
I know he will love me...
but he'll make my life miserable
Red veil...
your red veil...
flutters in the flowing wind
Your red veil flutters in the flowing wind
And your beloved casts glances at you...
on the sly
I'll give you my heart...
I'll even die for you
For all my efforts to hide my pretty face...
it hardly took time for the cruel breeze...
to break my resolve
Your moon-like face has cast a spell all around
The sight of you...
puts even the moon to shame
I'm coy. - Goodness me
I'm apprehensive. - Goodness me
Come into my arms, let not this opportunity go wasted
Your beloved has already seen you...
on the sly, though
I'll give you my heart...
I'll even die for you
I know he will love me...
but he'll make life miserable for me
This fragrant ambience...
invites us to make love
My pretty love...
give in to your beloved
The fragrance of your love...
has merged into my breath
Here, my love, I give up everything...
I give in to you
You are desirous... - Goodness me
you admit. - Goodness me
No stopping me now...
I'm unstoppable
My beloved has seen me...
on the sly
I know he will love me...
but he'll make life miserable for me
I'll give you my heart...
I'll even die for you
My red veil...
flutters in the flowing wind
Your red veil...
flutters in the flowing wind
And your beloved casts glances at you...
on the sly, though
I know he will love me...
but he'll make my life miserable
I'll give you my heart...
I'll even die for you
My son, you came here in quest of peace
Where will you go now? - I'll go to a place...
where there are no people at all. The Andaman-Nicobar islands
You'll clash with a guy even if he's the only one around in town
Do what you will, but you can't change your destiny
I know how much you love Rani, my son
Will you leave her also and go away?
I'm not happy to leave
I have to go away. That's how the situation is
Let's go, grandma. It's time the boat sailed
Look after yourself. - Sameer...
well, well! The priest, if not Rani, what say?
What's up? - I'm leaving
Hey! You can't leave me and go away
Not you alone. I'm leaving this world behind
You've only seen Rani and me getting together
Won't you stay for the wedding?
Guess who played the biggest role in bringing Rani and me together?
He kept making mistakes and she kept getting closer to me
Oh yes, that's a solid idea you gave me!
Of publicly proposing to Rani!
Incidentally, India and Pakistan are playing a cricket match today
I've invited her father. Rani will be there too
I'm thinking of saying it to her in public!
Rani, will you marry me?
You're lucky...
because I've stopped dreaming about Rani
Enjoy yourself
Fights, brawls, show of temper...
and proposing to girls are things real men do
I'd rather you play the guitar, Sameer
Today's match is going to be a terrific affair...
because, for the first time, we have the Indian and Pakistani teams...
playing a friendly match in this stadium in Goa today
Paa-ji's here!
Get out of the way!
Where do you think you're going? Get out!
Who's that in the stadium?
He's grabbed the mike from Pa-ji
I'll...
Rani! Where are you?
He's come here, looking for Rani!
Who's Rani?
What's he shouting Rani for? Who's she?
It has to do with the heart. Keep it up, brave lad!
Go for her!
Looks like it has to do with love
Rani... listen to me...
Where're you hiding, sis-in-law? The boss is so upset!
He'll find her. He sure will. - Sis-in-law!
Rani... where are you?
You mess with my mike? You fight with me?
Rani! All I'll say is that you mustn't marry Sunny!
He's not worthy of you! It's a question of your life!
Hold it, hold it...
he has something to say. Looks like it has to do with love
Here you are
Rani, I'm not the sort of guy you think I am
Yes, I made the mistake of keeping my temper under control
Else, I'd have beaten Sunny black and blue and throw him out of Goa
But Sunny's done a wonderful thing today
He has stopped me from going away
There's something I want to say to you, Rani
Rani...
I love you
I have loved you ever since I first set eyes on you
Since the day the Colonel started hating me
Colonel...
I've made a lot of mistakes. Please forgive me
Rani, if you're not in love with me...
it's cool. I'll go away
But I have a feeling that you do
That you do love me
And thus, I publicly...
He's very upset!
I'm not asking for too much. I only want you to marry me...
so that we can have a family. We can have kids...
who take after you in looks; eyes, nose, lips, cheeks et al
I only want them to have my surname...
because my dad had the surname Malhotra
All I want to say to you is...
Ask her, Will you marry me? - I'll marry you, if she doesn't!
Rani...
will you marry me?
Louder!
Will you marry me?
Can't hear you!
Rani! Will you marry me?
Will you marry me...?
Say yes, sister-in-law. - Please say yes!
Rani, I think he's the right boy for you
He at least won't hit me after he's married to you
Say yes, girl! Go on!
That's a spirited boy. He's in love with you!
He's saying as much in public. So say yes!
Let the birds fly!
Say yes, sister-in-law!
Go on, my child. Go!
Our kids will take after you in eyes and smile
And I like the surname Malhotra
Could I have the mike, please?
As my mother used to say...
anger is love's worst enemy
One who can't control his temper, can't control anything in his lifetime
Sameer, my mother says, anger is love's worst enemy
One who can't control his temper, can't control anything in his lifetime
Not your mother! That's what my friend Arun's mother used to say!
You remember what your friend used to say
But you've forgotten your friend?
You can't be Arun! You're a scoundrel!
Arun was a gem of a guy!
Guess whose house I went to first, on my return from America...
after 19 years? Yours!
Sameer's not here. Who are you? - It's me!
Sameer's childhood friend. Arun!
Good God!
Where's my buddy, grandma? - He's away in Goa
Is he still as hot-tempered, or has he calmed down?
His temper has got worse with age, my son
Grandma then told me about your problem...
how you had had a heart-break, how you had gone away to Goa...
met Rani there and fallen in love with her...
and how, for her sake, you had suppressed your anger
Okay then. I'll go and phone Sameer
No, grandma. You won't say a word to him
I'm going to treat him not as his friend, but as his adversary
That's how I landed in Goa...
to stay with your house, in your room, with you!
I now know why you did this all the time, buddy boy!
C'mon!
The insolent! - Go topless
Those with iron pajamas... - Have an ape for an Uncle!
Whose aunts are cats... - Have dogs for friends!
When it comes to the pickle... - They hug, buddy!
The insolent! - Go topless
Those with iron pajamas! - Have an ape for an Uncle!
Whose aunts are cats... - Have dogs for friends!
When it comes to the pickle... - They hug, buddy!
What happened?
What's up now?
All over again!
What wrong have I done now? - You're ill-fated, son
I'm jinxed! But nothing can go wrong now
The poor chap's been suffering all this while
For your sake, he has remained a bachelor
You shall now become his bride...
marry him
It seemed as if this chap was my tormentor
But he's the one who has shown me the right path
However, you are the one who shall become my bride
You must become his sister-in-law...
you must marry me